jakeness

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness

by Cass February 13, 2005

jamnesia

In the sport of roller derby, at the end of a jam, when a player skates back to the bench and can't remember a single thing that just happened on the track. Caused by a combination of nerves, adrenaline, overload of quick, in-the-moment decision-making and whatever you call that thing your brain does where it represses things that are painful.

"WTF just happened out there? I have wicked jamnesia! Who got lead jammer? Why is our jammer in the box? Did I do anything good? Who was my partner? HEELLPPP!?"

by KittyT March 12, 2011

Jamnesia

When you can't remember the name of a song or band

"What was that song called?...Fuck! I think I have jamnesia

by Jake5422 August 29, 2015

Jamnesia

When you forget what you jam is called.

Partyguy #1: What's my jam called again. Oh yeah, Fantasy that shit's my JAM!1

Partyguy #2: You forgot your jam?

Partyguy# 1: I have jamnesia.

by Morgan Freeman's evil Piñata. September 16, 2015

Jamnesia

When you had a cool idea while jamming but can’t remember what you actually played.

“Dude what was that riff you played a couple minutes ago? That was sick”

“Shit, I have jamnesia. Oh well, woulda been a great song though.”

by Raccoonsrfriends August 12, 2021

jakeevian

a mean ass nigga. he will break your heart, dont trust him

1. idgaf about jakeevian

by loverboy28 December 1, 2017

janesian

Of, related to, or characteristic of Janice. Particularly entranced by all matters scientific, Godly, or otherwise inane. Used specifically as an insult.

GIRL: I hate my lab partner!
BOY: That one who prays all the time?
GIRL: Yeah, and gets all A's. She's totally janeasian!

by Maria April 4, 2005