John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Jacob Jacobo

the most sexiest annoyingest despreate nigga in th world that loves to beat the pussy up up up and the ass as well. he will do anything to get your attention like call and sing to you , stare at you and drool and jack off right in front of you but he will make you feel like the most beauitfulest bitch in the world.

I really wsh Jacob Jacobo would stop following me to my classes.

Ew, why is Jacobo still messaging me?

by beatthepussyupupup December 12, 2013

jacob jackson

A man that is addicted to lesbian porn and waffles.

That guy is a real Jacob jackson

by TheRetartedLizardWizard May 31, 2018

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith

His name is my name ,too.

Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.

by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. August 25, 2008

Jacob Jetton

1) A hopeless romantic

2) A friendly dude

3) Throws great parties

4) Brings everyone together

5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!

1) Also quotes Shakespeare

2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"

3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"

4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"

Everyone: "Woo!"

5) Likes to work on anyones computer

by pseudoscript April 3, 2010

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

Jacob Josefson

a Swedish hockey player, drafted 2008 first round in the NHL Entrey Draft by the New Jersey Devils
most likely is going to be a totally unstoppable player in a few years

Jacob Josefson just scored us the goal that made us the Stanley Cup Champions.

by Field Playa October 29, 2010