jackbooted thugs

n.

1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.

2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.

3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.

4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.

The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.

by Eleusis October 14, 2003

Jackowitz

A last name that isnt that common but it mean your Jewish and very beautiful. Anyone wth the last name Jackowitz can always be trusted and admired. they always like to have fun. so if u find one... keep them. They're special!

Kate: "Omg i love Amy Jackowitz she is my bff!"
Jen: "ya i know she is sooooo cool"

by RosieJack December 22, 2009

jackobate

contraction of jack off and masturbate

My roommate's gone, so time to jackobate!"

by Mr Mont July 8, 2009

Jacobita

A cute, cuddly, teddy-bear type of guy. Typically short w/ poofy hair. He is quiet and tends to hang back around groups, but has a lot to say when he is noticed. He tends to be good friends w/ Mayas and Cheyennes.

You're a raptor, Jacobita.

Look, its Theodore, oh wait, it just Jacobita

by Youshan'tneverknow March 29, 2013

jackbaited

In online chat rooms, when you write a sentence that is perfect for the resident prankster to turn into a meme image.

"I need a meme for my meme, yo" *Someone instantly posts a yo dawg meme image* "You jackbaited him." "Yup."

by electrawn February 28, 2017

Jackowitz'd

When you lose $148 to a clown. And he refuses to give it back.

Damn Jetty just got Jackowitz'd by that clown Pollack

by GolfingDonkey904 August 17, 2022

Jacobies

Having an over active underarm sweat gland.

I've got such serious jacobies that my dermatologist gave me prescription strength antiperspirant.

by TheGuinnessTooth December 20, 2006