jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 30, 2006

jack me off

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!

Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

Jack Keen Off

when a guy named Jack Keen Off wants to suck off Ninja then go to ackermans with LazarBeam. He also wants to be a pro fortnite player which is why he grinds the game everyday while watching fresh.

"My POV, Muselks POV" and "Cheese on Rice" Jack Keen Off

by archer sucks March 22, 2021

jack you off

The term ised in the act of two horny tansgender women start jerking each others dicks off

Yo Big Stuff, let me jack you off real quick.

by JOHNNYUSA13 September 25, 2016

Jack king off suited

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.

2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT

2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

by John Green November 29, 2005

Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

by jakezeller January 9, 2020

Blow jack stand off

Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.

It was a blow jack stand off.

by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011