As a member of the semi-gang group known as the "jabronies," this person usually Italian with slicked back greasy hair which they run their hands through to style, they will wear light colored Polo shirts with popped collars, vintage looking jeans, Puma tennis shoes, and possibly be driving an American made sports car, usually a Mustang. A jabroni has unknowingly accepted the fact that he is a meaningless and identityless part of society. A jabroni's girlfriend is almost always a sharastitute and the leader of the jabronies is the jamoke.
"Hey did you see those Jabronies over there with there mustangs?"
"Of course I did, I'm the Jamoke! Now beat it!"
"Of course I did, I'm the Jamoke! Now beat it!"
by Phil V. April 16, 2007
Get the jabronimug. if im acting dumb or being a bad friend, im jabronious.
Jude Law is the opposite of a jabroni, because he is legit.
the hobo on the side of the street is a jabroni because he always kicks my tires when I stop at the light.
Jude Law is the opposite of a jabroni, because he is legit.
the hobo on the side of the street is a jabroni because he always kicks my tires when I stop at the light.
by callmekman November 6, 2010
Get the jabronimug. A short, fat, balding, white hillbilly who enjoys a good romp in the hay with farm animals, also known as AE1 Sprouse.
by Clammy MacDougal September 8, 2004
Get the jabronimug. In reality, jabroni is another way to say zamboni. Zamboni gets to be rather lame after long usage, but jabroni never does.
Jabroni can also be used to describe moron's who suck a lot of dick.
Jabroni can also be used to describe moron's who suck a lot of dick.
by Mikal S. May 8, 2005
Get the jabronimug. by Steveo November 24, 2004
Get the jabronimug. In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019
Get the Jabronimug. A loser, poser, lame-ass.
One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
A fuckin 'tard.
One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"
Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"
Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
Get the Jabronimug.