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Her Jlo is like "whoa!"
by Iron Pimp December 11, 2003
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A person who exhibits diva-like behavior but who is in fact exceptionally mediocre; at least she's exceptional at something. She may think that she remembers her roots, but has in fact long forgotten them and looks down on them. "I'm still Jenny from the block" my ass!!!

However, she is "Jenny who's been around the Block; Spends all her time sucking cock; Married so many men, who knows where they came from; I'm not fooled by the rocks that she's got; Cos she's just a ho who's been around the block"

S/He is an overbearing, arrogant, over-confident tyrant who believes that the sun shines out of their ass; the truth is that they are full of shit, are insecure and needy. Go J.Ho!
Do any of the men in her life stay with her for too long? No they don't; we rest our case.
by Marcel and Sarah March 02, 2004
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"street name" for latino songstress and actress jennifer lopez. but dont be confused by the rocks that she got shes still jenny from the block. in other words a fuckin talentless slag with nice tits and a big ass who talks latino style through her nose when it suits her. the rest of the time shes throwing vases or tantrums at her asslicks and demanding the hotel she staying at be uprooted and turned. also known for suckin off a crap record producer whos so not! street, sean piff diddly wank. and for blowin the worlds crapest actor mr im so wooden im like pinnochio, "ben affleck" who in turn makes keanu reeves look like a trained RADA actor.
see that crack ho, shes so j lo blowin for crack and apple crumble
by da original playa May 28, 2006
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nickname for Jennifer Lopez, a no-talent hack
J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!
by Silky Smooth December 02, 2003
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a stupid stuckup slut star overpaid by hollywood
by get her out of the spotlight August 02, 2003
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a woman who cheated on a backup dancer with Ben Affleck and still got away without people saying anything
by lo low superlow August 02, 2003
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A stupid woman (fur hag) who thinks she is amazing. She wears fur coats and puts millions of animals through agony. Some of them are anally electrocuted.

Many of them will be cats/dogs, some skinned alive, from China some stolen. They will then be mislabelled and sent abroad, eg. to U.S.A., to be sold as other types of fur.
Is that the fur hag with a new guinea pig coat?
Yep, that's j-lo.
by Nizzey April 18, 2006
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