ireland

The beautiful, awesome, funny, loving, and kind girl she loves to play sports and maybe go shopping she is curious all the time! But in the the end she is the only one that is there for you in your worst times. She loves everyone no matter what their personality or the way you look they don’t judge

Ireland is my best friend she’s always been there for me.

by Your bestest frend ;) February 11, 2018

ireland

Land of awful weather. You can freeze there in summer time.
Land of drinkers and black sheep.

BUT

It's the greenest land i've ever seen. The most beautiful, the most 'mystic'.
The land of shamrocks, POTATOES(!!!!!) poets & writers.
Ireland rocks and will rock forever.
The sky moves with you.

green, clouds, guinness

by Anna January 09, 2005

ireland

Ireland is a beautiful person inside and out. at first she might be quiet but if you really get to know her she is an amazing person and you can’t get her to shut up. all t he boys want her but she doesn’t want them. she will make you laugh even if you don’t want to ireland’s always have a smile on their face and will make you feel loved they will be the greatest friend you will ever have so don’t lose them

boy: woah who is that
boy: that’s ireland ofc

by bsfs November 21, 2019

ireland

Not Northern Ireland. So, would you dumbasses stop saying that Ireland's part of Britain, when it is infact NORTHERN Ireland that is part of Britain.

"Hi, I'm from Ireland."
"Oh cool dude you're British!"
"No, you idiot, that would make me NORTHERN Irish!"

by Miss-90s December 09, 2007

ireland

Ireland is a Island/Country. Beacuse it's an island it rains alot. The main tounges there are English Gaeilge and Polish. Many people want to be irish beacuse they think it's A good chick/man picker uper or just want to be cool/fit in.

Emiley: Im irish!
Me: Oh really where from Ireland?
Emiley: You know.... Dublin!
Me: Yeah sure....
-Real Irish-
John:Hey Im Irish
Me:Oh really were from?
John:NAAS
Me: Oh woah im from Cill Cullen!

by Irish lad November 28, 2006

ireland

Ireland is at the western-most edge of Europe, and a rather wonderful edge it is. Its people, along with the Americans and Asians have salvaged the English language as an artistic force. Unfortunately Ireland harbours a peculier condition whereby everything North American, regardless of its stupidity, is considered exceptionally 'grand'.

Coupled with this Ireland has a tendency for its less educated, yet more vocal 10% of the population to bleat nonsense about 'Black and Tans' and generally deride the English, this is regardless of the fact that during WW2, the joint would have become Hitler's private golfing resort without them.

It is a site of:

Unmatched art and culture

Willful ignorance, hypocricy and begrudgery

A technically perfect quasi-socialist Government

High rural suicide rates

Inflatable tri-colour hammers

Heaney

Yeats

Shaw

Friel

Bogs

Casual racism

Cultural openness

Challenging, maddening, gorgeous women

Rampant alcoholism

Men with square heads

Ginger children

People called Seamus

Passports with harps on them

Crap roads

Introspection

Bosco the puppet

Stereotypically superior potatos

Ireland generally is confused, self-contradictory, flawed and possibly the most honestly human place on Earth because of it. Thank fuck for that...

by Clem November 21, 2005

ireland

An island of crap weather, crap accents, crap beer and especially crap roads. Home of the car bomb and many a potato based dish. And Enya! Haha! Sucks to be Irish!

Found to the west of the most influential nation in the world.

"Oim fram Ireland" - a leprechaun once said.

by Welly April 06, 2005