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Ionized

To get zooted to the point where black outs come as quickly as seconds go by; from alcohol and or drugs. Originated in Lawrenceville, NJ, Abduls basement.
Kevin and I were planning on getting ionized this weekend, so we went out and bought three bottles and some controlled substances
by HawaiianMcGee February 22, 2010
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going to Ionia

Having anal sex with your girlfriend.
Yeah, tonight Brittany and I are going to Ionia. Score!
by cheeseandpeas December 14, 2010
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Ionization Energy

energy required to remove one mole of electrons from one more of the particular element/compound while in gas state.
Ionization energy: energy to take one mole of electrons when in gas state.
by -Nightmare- June 12, 2009
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ionic breeze

A Silent Air Purification System from The Sharper Image, this device cleans my the air in my room 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Though not completely silent all the time, this air filter is by far the best on the market. The air it disperses smells fresh and tasty
My Ionic Breeze keeps my room smelling clean, even though it never is.
by Jeffrey DeWaters April 18, 2005
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ionia

A small town in the middle of Michigan, right smack dab between Grand Rapids and Lansing. (About a half-hour to hour via I-96 depending on traffic from either town.) These Michiganders are know well for their annual free fair. Odd things about this town is that the theater is supposedly haunted along with many abandoned house scattered around the town. If you talk with most anyone from this town they will come off as cold and shy but if you know them they are very warm-hearted, perverted, and crack some joke that their high school teacher told them. There are generations of people that live there and everyone feels like family except for the outsiders who just moved as they tend to pick on the people who have been there forever. Also there are rumors that the Vocal Music groups secretly run a cult during school.
"So I met someone from Ionia yesterday, she was so cold and talked in a monotone voice."
"Oh yeah, I grew up in Ionia, loved it there everyone was so kind and helpful. I really should go back one day and visit my family."
by SecretlyACultest August 12, 2016
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Ionia Michigan

Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.
Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"

Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."
by Yuki-is-teh-bestest January 22, 2009
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Ionicccc

Yo, Ionicccc is a literal stupid ass whore looking like my left nut upside down retard.
by Graasshoppper July 14, 2019
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