intexticated 

Driving while focusing on a text message.

Man-Crap I wrecked my car.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.

intexticated by The Biz June 20, 2012

intexticated 

The art of text messaging while intoxicated, usually at bars or parties.

Dude, sorry what I said last night, but I was really intexticated.

intexticated by Eric66 December 29, 2007

intexticated 

When someone becomes completely deaf to reality while texting on their phone.

Guy: What do you want to eat tonight
Girl: *no answer*
Guy: Oh yeah, I forgot, you're intexticated when you pick up that phone

intexticated by yoMomma420 June 1, 2010

Intexticated 

Trying to text a message while totally intoxicated. Or TUI-texting under the influence.

example: woman trying to text friend to pick her up as she is intexticated after imbibing large quantites of ETOH

Can u flocs get me 1/2vhour 93 2 pz
PL (. God ce ne pic menup at 13 poop.
Fyked up??????helpp

Intexticated by cinlou December 20, 2010

intexticated 

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle

He was intexticated in the worst possible place.

intexticated by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011

driving while intexticated 

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

driving while intexticated by mlhiss September 24, 2009

insexicated 

Adj: affected by or as if by copious amounts of fornication.

They lay there like two people that were insexicated after a night of debauchery.

insexicated by Cairopractor March 25, 2008