Inputcobra

A mythical sexual maneuver (generally unwittingly, though humorously, homosexual by nature.) that leaves the majority of it's participants incapable of sexual congress for several weeks due to injury.

I'm sorry, but Tim, Rachel, Mike, Jake, myself, and I can't remember who else, tried for an inputcobra last night, and I'm just too sore to make love.

by D0U9L4R July 11, 2011

input device

any type of smoking paraphernalia - pipe, bong, papers, one-hitter, etc.

i've got the weed, but i need an input device.
we made an input device out of an apple ...

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

3 input girl

A female who enjoys oral, vaginal and anal sex. Usually every session.

That girl is great in bed, she's a 3 input girl!

by Deadpool2071 February 13, 2018

reserved input

The act of knowingly denying knowledge about events in an attempt to extend a great conversation.

When having an enjoyable conversation Mason asked me, “do you know who the first person to walk on the moon was”? I reserved input knowing who it was because both he and I were so enjoying the telling of the story.

by intothefray April 24, 2022

three input woman

Woman who uses all three holes for pleasure, preferably at the same time.

Your sister is a three input woman.

by GG January 24, 2004

inPUIGerating

The style of play in which Yasiel Puig pays baseball. Go Puig or go home!

Did you see that fukn throw from right field to third base? It's inPUIGerating to watch that man play baseball.

by _TRIPLEPLAY_ June 10, 2013

Input delay

When someone has input delay it means they are a little slow and it can take them up to 5 to 10 seconds to think of how to complete even the most basic of tasks.

"hey why is Noah standing staring into the back of the car"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"

by RATZGETPHAT December 3, 2020