infatuated

to become overly obsessed with someone or something.

Angela is so infatuated with me.

by kingsack November 13, 2019

Google'ination!!

Google is taking over the world - in a short period of time, Google+ will be taking over and this word/phrase will more than ever be taking its place in our vocabulary existences...

Fusion of Google & Domination

Google+ 6-12 months from now will be conquering the universe with mighty Global Google'ination!!

by Funkessentials July 10, 2011

Michael Ignatieff

1. A former-candidate in the Liberal Party of Canada Leadership race, who lost. He also claimed that Ukraine was not a country. In addition to this, he felt that he could lead Canada, even though he lived in the United States for 25 year prior to being elected to Federal Parliament.
2. This name is synonymous with arrogant, idiot, and queef.

Man, that guy just dissed up the Ukrainians, what a Michael Ignatieff.

Ewww, whats that fishy smell? Must be an Ignatieff.

That guy just flipped off the Pope, what an Ignatieff.

by mcplantusss December 3, 2006

inanation

The implementation or imposition of a particular event such that particles transmitted at computer B are the same the electoral devotion opposed by Queen Victoria the 4th.

Darkest Man:" the radiography of the government hasn't really been working because the cline members of the inanation haven't really.... the volcanoes and stuff"

by mohhs February 2, 2020

Awkward Infatuation

That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...

People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.

When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.

Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!

Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.

Teacher: ...

awkward..!

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

Infatubation

1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.

2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.

I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!

by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012

incatacipated

adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one's person.

When you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.

"She can't come to the phone now—she's incatacipated."

by jentwo June 13, 2016