Infinity War

spoiler alert

A depressing movie where all of your favourite characters die horribly and makes everyone cry

"have you seen Infinity War yet?"
"Yeah, Infinity War made me cry"

by infinitystones May 02, 2018

Infinity War

2 words that make people shut their ears for spoilers

1: My favorite part of Infinity War was whe...
2: covers ears*

by biggerboy88 May 04, 2018

Infinity War

A FUCKING DEPRESSING FILM. In the theatres 99.9% of Tom Holland stans have cried. It’s about a slug called Thanos & his task is to collect all 6 infinity stones to kill off half the universe. So obviously he’s a successful bastard and he snaps his fingers. This action causes many marvel fans to get triggered if you snap your fingers. If you do this, you could end up with a punch across the face.

An example of Thanos’ face is on the gif below. UGLY? IKR!!

Hey bro. Have you seen that movie Avengers: Infinity War?
Yeah bro, it fucking killed me. All the fangirls around me were crying when spiderman died.

by tomsbubba November 19, 2018

Infinity War

that one marvel movie where they killed off all the good characters and left the fuckwits

Peter: Mr. Stark i don't feel so good
Stark: This isn't infinity war this is homecoming you cunt

by Tasty_Spaghetti May 22, 2018

An Infinity War

A series of disconnected stories that will eventually be linked up later on while offering little to no information about: what is happening, who the people involved are or why it's happening. You will be required to glean information from the context of the story unless you are otherwise aware of the circumstances prior to the conversation.

Person 1: "...So Sarah and I were able to make it to the store, they were out of pineapples. We got a call from Davis telling use that he and Elly just barely managed to find Davi's shoes, I swear they lose everything. Meanwhile, Milo and Kenny are just barely finding parking, and Josh, who got dropped off, is running for it and..."

Person 2 : "Dude...I have no idea who these people are. Back it up, you're telling me An Infinity War here..."

by Bear who walks like man May 24, 2018

Infinity War

Look. They're all dead. Well...not ALL of them.

Man: Have you seen Infinity War?
Woman: Yes! My relatives didn't like the ending though...

by I'm at Therapy May 10, 2018

Infinity war

The most ultimate sex move you can ever pull.

I pulled an infinity war on my wife and she is severely deppressed.

by Quackie quacki July 11, 2018