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Incurbent

When one fails to pronounce the word "incumbent", resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word.
Jake: George bush was the "incurbent" in the 2004 presidential election right darnell?

Darnell: Well ya, but you mean he was the incumbent. You sound retarded if you say incurbent.

Jake: Aww man your right, i just pulled an M.D.!
by ChrisFow June 15, 2008
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Incurbent

When one fails to pronounce the word incumbent, resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word. Darcey first created the word when a crowd of people were playing volleyball.
Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?

Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man, you don't want to say incurbent otherwise you'll sound really, really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.

Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!
by ChrisFow June 24, 2008
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Incurbent Pose

The "Darcey Zoolander's" alter ego. Basically the same face, (eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion) but with a different name. This name came about because Darcey was the first to use the word incurbent and also he made the Darcey zoolander, so we decided to incorporate them both into one name.
Guy 1: Oh man, that guy just did the incurbent pose!!!

Guy 2: Whats the incurbent pose?

Guy 1: Ever heard of the darcey zoolander?

Guy 2: Yup

Guy 1: Its basically the same face as that, just with a different name.
by ChrisFow June 19, 2008
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incumbentitis

A condition caused by having very few options for broadband service, usually from only a cable or telephone company (incumbent broadband providers). This condition causes irritability, low property values, bank account bleeding, video buffering, net neutrality violations, brain drain, and other symptoms common from slow overpriced broadband service.

The most effective treatment for incumbentitis is a community owned, open-access fiber network.
This game download is taking forever. I would switch to a faster provider if I could, but the only option in my area is Comclink. I have a severe case of incumbentitis.
by fiberguy December 6, 2018
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incumber

To block the path to progress, specifically by lifetime politicians who look out for themselves and their friends.
I'd rather a politician do nothing than incumber us with more needless taxes and regulations.
by Edmond LaRose September 16, 2008
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Incumbe

A latin word meaning fall upon
When Warden hits you with his broken ass crushing counter, he'll say incumbe
by Spicyboi33 September 28, 2020
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incumpetent

Da state of being brainless and/or naive regarding sperm and its related aspects/properties/effects, such as making a huge mess, implicating someone in a crime, spreading STDs, getting a girl knocked up, etc.
Willie and Monica sure were woefully incumpetent when they carelessly got love-juice on Monnie's dress and thus revealed that there had been some hanky-panky going on between them.
by QuacksO November 1, 2019
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