Subtle or not-so-subtle implications to sexual activity in an otherwise seemingly innocuous phrase. It's excellent if you have a dirty/weird sense of humor.
Some luscious examples of innuendo-
Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "Cocoanut"
Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"
Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"
Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"
"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."
"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"
"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."
-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"Don't you mean sperm whale?"
"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."
"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."
And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.
Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "Cocoanut"
Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"
Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"
Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"
"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."
"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"
"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."
-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"Don't you mean sperm whale?"
"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."
"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."
And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.
by Lorelili December 28, 2005
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Boy 1: Let's make up weird pickup lines
Boy 2: Okay
Boy 1: "Let me stick my pin your cushion"
Boy 2: That would just innuendoish enough to make it.
Boy 2: Okay
Boy 1: "Let me stick my pin your cushion"
Boy 2: That would just innuendoish enough to make it.
by Alyssia Lui May 2, 2009
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1.When something is said that could be taken in a sexual or inappropriate way (innuendo), one shouts "innuendo bingo" to point it out to all the slow people.
- can also be used in a way that the first wins
2. It is a feature on Scott Mills' Radio 1 show (or sirrius xm) in which innuendo's are played on the air.
- now expanded in a way that one puts water in ones mouth and has to try and keep it in whilst innuendo is played out.
- can also be used in a way that the first wins
2. It is a feature on Scott Mills' Radio 1 show (or sirrius xm) in which innuendo's are played on the air.
- now expanded in a way that one puts water in ones mouth and has to try and keep it in whilst innuendo is played out.
1. person 1 "ooh its a bit hard"
person 2 "innuendo bingo!"
2. person 1 "ooh its a bit hard"
person 2 *spits out beverage*
person 2 "innuendo bingo!"
2. person 1 "ooh its a bit hard"
person 2 *spits out beverage*
by oli123456789 October 27, 2009
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by The Virgin Mary (: April 13, 2010
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girl: ill come
girl: and i dont care how long it'll takee
guy: oh sexual innuendo
girl: i dont careeee
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girl: and i dont care how long it'll takee
guy: oh sexual innuendo
by chaoticXcristina November 14, 2007
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Get the sexual innuendo mug.A word or phrase used in a text message that implies something of the sexual nature. This message generally has a double meaning. Thus, if the recipient reacts negatively to the inuendo, the sender will generally claim that the recipient misinterpreted the meaning of the message.
(sent in a text message)
Dick: hey girl my roommate's gone for the weekend. how bout you come over so i can show you my landscaping?
Jane: was that textual inuendo?
Dick: textual inuendo? lol. no way... that is unless you want it to be...
Dick: hey girl my roommate's gone for the weekend. how bout you come over so i can show you my landscaping?
Jane: was that textual inuendo?
Dick: textual inuendo? lol. no way... that is unless you want it to be...
by super adam March 18, 2009
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