by Mr. Crazypants August 4, 2009
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Stop at the supermarket, pick up some Jimmy Dean sausage, cause tonight, I'm giving you the Indonesian Flapjack!
by FlapjackKong January 24, 2014
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I was performing the Indonesian Lumberjack on Heidi when she began to sob about her recently deceased pet goat.
by cabbagelou October 7, 2009
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"Why is there shit everywhere?" "Oh, sorry i gave my girlfriend an indonesian pocketbook last night."
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by tatty bojangles October 4, 2009
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D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.
by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009
Get the Indonesian Lawnmower mug.a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.
by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009
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This was thought up by my friend Benson.
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by MHO April 13, 2013
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