A magical time in the middle of the night where everything on the internet seems much funnier than it really is.
Me: I just got a great laugh from funnyjunk last night
friend: nothing there is funny
me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.
friend: nothing there is funny
me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.
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