IFL

A text message saying, "I'm fuckin loaded". This message is sent to all the people in one's cell phone's phone book when the person is drunk. This message is especially funny for recipients when received at some excessively late, or for that matter, early time in the night. This message is also funny when received on a weekday or night when this person should clearly be at work, or has work the next day.

Person 1: Hey, did you get that IFL from Ryan this morning?
Person 2: Yeah! I totally did! That was at like 5:00am!

by IFL-HQ, IFL Drinking Club February 6, 2008

IFLS

I Fucking love summer

It's so hot outside, I'm gonna go swimming. IFLS!!

by kkts June 2, 2010

IFL

A glorious set of naked people

Puns a fkn naked legend within IFL

by Naked punisher January 19, 2021

IFL

Imbocile For Life (when someone is being an idiot)

Tabby: Hello

Georgie: Go away you IFL

by Georgie Hems July 14, 2017

ifle tower

when you and your homeboy get a girl on her knees and youre fucking her while shes sucking his dick. Then you high-five eachother, making what looks like the ifle tower.

Tony and Mike love taking fan girls to see the ifle tower

by /b/arbie September 16, 2012

iFle tower

The act of two guys talking sex to the same girl at the same time on fbook

Me an Jake totes iFle towered that bitch last night!!

by DatNewColby December 16, 2009

IFLS

I Fiendishly Lick Shitholes (IFLS)

Her: What do you do for fun?
Me: IFLS

Her: Eat my ass

by PHDKILLA January 6, 2021