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IFD

Improvised Fucktard Device. A fiendishly stupid trap left by a fucktard that is easy to overlook because it doesn't look like a threat to life or limb or your ego. If it doesn't kill you it just leaves you wondering who's the bigger dummy, the fucktard who set it, or you for blundering into it.
The old flaming bag of dog poo is an IFD that never goes out of style.
by weinerblizzard December 9, 2009
mugGet the IFDmug.
The uncontrollable urge/automatic reflex to open Facebook every time you pick up your phone.
Chris: "Man, that girl is always on her phone!"
Cappie: " yeah she has a bad case of IFD- impulsive Facebook disorder"
by CKB1116 March 2, 2017
mugGet the IFD- Impulsive Facebook Disordermug.

Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts

Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts n. A Hong Kong film studio run chiefly by producers/directors Joseph Lai, Godfrey Ho and Betty Chan. "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts" was responsible for some of the most low-budget, rushed, blatant footage-spliced, and senseless ninja movies of the mid-1980s. In other words, these movies RULE. You can't call yourself a true movie lover until you have seen a ninja movie produced by "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts"!!
Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts is like a really low-class Shaw Brothers.
by Mr. Pirate June 10, 2006
mugGet the Joseph Lai's IFD Film Artsmug.

IFD

Is Sherry the strangest person I know?
IFD!!!
by Mamasans boy March 28, 2016
mugGet the IFDmug.

Ifd

Ifd stands for infinitely faggot disease you get this by flexing your AirPods
Beau: haha I have AirPods

Josh: no you have ifd now haha
Beau: f@&$
by Ieatgirlsass6942069 February 13, 2020
mugGet the Ifdmug.

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