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iBoner

The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.
Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"
by scobb August 17, 2008
mugGet the iBonermug.

Ibon

The best girl you'll ever meet shes just perfect there's no other girl like her any guy lucky to have her should just never leave her although she might not think she's perfect, she is as long as anyone has her they'll be happy no matter what she'll find a way to make things better shes beautiful, cute, gorgeous, pretty just amazing just fucken perfect or as close as you can get to perfect she like has these amazing eyes their just wow and her laugh is just omg fucken perfect she won't think she is but there's some one that does and as long as she's happy it just makes things better
ibon is Beautiful
by yll May 15, 2014
mugGet the Ibonmug.

ibonics

Italian ebonics. Real Italians do not speak this way.
American Italians mis-pronounce words such as mozzarella and ricotta into moot-suh-rel' and ri-goht', this is ibonics.
by UbdU May 23, 2007
mugGet the ibonicsmug.

ibone

n: The physical manifestation of one's arousal when playing with or talking on an iphone.

v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.
Now that Jay has an iphone, he ibones all the time. It's the apps man...
by Sugatits June 8, 2009
mugGet the ibonemug.

ibonics

A linguistic trend involving the use of acronyms, deliberate misspellings, and omitted letters and punctuation, for the purpose of quicker typing and/or texting on any of the various intarwebz. Not to be confused with leetspeak, which requires correct spelling using representational characters.
Troll - "OMG, ur so ghey I pwnd u lollerz!!!1!!!11!!"

Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."
by Garble May 1, 2008
mugGet the ibonicsmug.

iBoner

Emotional hard-on caused by over glorification and or idolization of Steve Jobs and or apple product at any point in a conversation.
All Jenniffer could talk about last night was Steve Jobs and her iPhone. She totally got an iBoner.
by Poke smot August 1, 2012
mugGet the iBonermug.

ibonics

what our kids are learning now a days at school from teachers who've gone to college and didn't learn what they were 'spose to.
by Me! April 1, 2004
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