The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.
Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"
by scobb July 22, 2008
The best girl you'll ever meet shes just perfect there's no other girl like her any guy lucky to have her should just never leave her although she might not think she's perfect, she is as long as anyone has her they'll be happy no matter what she'll find a way to make things better shes beautiful, cute, gorgeous, pretty just amazing just fucken perfect or as close as you can get to perfect she like has these amazing eyes their just wow and her laugh is just omg fucken perfect she won't think she is but there's some one that does and as long as she's happy it just makes things better
by yll April 03, 2014
American Italians mis-pronounce words such as mozzarella and ricotta into moot-suh-rel' and ri-goht', this is ibonics.
by UbdU May 08, 2007
n: The physical manifestation of one's arousal when playing with or talking on an iphone.
v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.
v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.
by Sugatits June 08, 2009
A linguistic trend involving the use of acronyms, deliberate misspellings, and omitted letters and punctuation, for the purpose of quicker typing and/or texting on any of the various intarwebz. Not to be confused with leetspeak, which requires correct spelling using representational characters.
Troll - "OMG, ur so ghey I pwnd u lollerz!!!1!!!11!!"
Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."
Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."
by Garble May 01, 2008
Emotional hard-on caused by over glorification and or idolization of Steve Jobs and or apple product at any point in a conversation.
by Poke smot August 02, 2012
what our kids are learning now a days at school from teachers who've gone to college and didn't learn what they were 'spose to.
by Me! April 01, 2004