I Kissed A Girl

WORST. SONG. EVER.
If you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.
If you've got a brain and you think it shouldn't be in existance; I'd bow down to you if I could.
If you've never heard it; KEEP IT THAT WAY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.
By the way, if you don't agree CHILL OUT. No need to go all spazzy just cause I think this song is shit.
:) Oh and another thing, THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD FUCKING BEAT. There's NOTHING to it! God damn.

Katy Perry fan (somehow she has those): LIKE OMG THE SONG I KISSED A GIRL IS LIKE THEEE BESTEST SONG EVERRR!
Non Katty Perry fan (the smart one): It SUCKS.
Katy Perry fan (ew): NUHH IT'S SO GOOD.
Non Katy Perry fan: Why do you like it?
Katy Perry fan (ew) Uuhhh, cause it's catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. Yea! A good beat.
-Silence-
Non Katy Perry fan: ... *STAB*

by LAAAA. October 15, 2008

this girl i know

The girl you know you want above all others but will never have. You love her so much you just want the best for her

Great to see you again! Glad you're so successful. Listen, there's this girl I know I'd like you to meet."

by Mr Special April 22, 2020

I do girls and black guys

Best described as a very angular hair cut, longer in the front, and stacked in the back. Most commonly found bleached to compliment the black, thinly drawn, overly arched eyebrows and the dark lined lips. Usually this term refers to white girls who just want to "let everyone know how they roll."

Think Kim Mathers' make up and Catherine Zeta Jones' character in "Chicago", Velma Kelly.

by Allison January 4, 2005

I like girls who eat carrots

Joke said by Louis Tomlinson, member of One Direction.

Boys: *sitting on stairs*

Louis: “I like girls who eat carrots!”

Boys: *eyeroll cuz they know that Louis.is.gay*

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

i like girls who eat carrots

girls who like dick.

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”

by user666999420 April 26, 2021

I listen to girl in red

It’s a common code word/signal to tell someone your Bi/Lesbian

I listen to girl in red 🥺👉👈

by I am a min0r May 9, 2020

I love little girls

a line from Oingo Boingo’s controversial song “Little girls” singing about pedophilia in Hollywood. Also something you could get arrested for if you sing it to yourself

Person: “I-I-I-I love little girls, they make me feel so good!”

Person 2: *calls FBI*

by ARandomPersonReading July 30, 2022