why am i looking this up

Because you are bored, or if you look something weird up

Hey Marry, why am i looking this up. Or ,dogs eating cats wearing hats,

by SalamanderSquid February 23, 2014

Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.

"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."

by Miss Stevie December 30, 2004

I look like a butter

To look like a butter is to look smooth and silky clean like butter.

V. I went to the party and all the hoes said I look like a butter

by THAT BUTTER March 23, 2018

Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer

Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!

by diver1273 October 15, 2011

wtf i look like

why would i do that

who do you think i am

- "Hey go put burn cream on your burnt finger"

- "Wtf i look like i ain't white"

by Gucci qurl April 12, 2011

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

by DoraKnob November 15, 2009