hypercritters

noun; people who say fake cuss words like troutturd instead of bassturd, ashhole instead of asshold, frog or froggin instead of fuck or fucking, somehow trying to imply that they are holier than the person who uses real cuss words. when in actuality they will burn in hell with the rest of us authentic cussers and are only fooling themselves. froggin troutturds they're all ashholes if you ass me.

I'm so sick of all the hypercritters who can't get honest about their potty mouths like the rest of us.

by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

hyper - cringe

An action (spoken or not) that is so cringy that it forces the very fabric of reality to cave around whoever has completed said action and thus disrupt the focus of all sentient beings in the universe.

Person 1: *hears the goth kid start singing for the school talent show

Person 2: PREPARE TO JUMP INTO HYPER - CRINGE!!!

Person 3: MAN YOUR STATIONS, THIS IS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!!!

by Professor nigga April 13, 2021

hypercrite

1)a person who is hyper and a hypocrite.
2)a person who is a hypocrite while online.

"she was talking smack about me on AIM last night and i was like jeez what a hypercrite!"

by LoonyLeenie February 29, 2008