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Hypercar

A relatively new term, a hypercar is an ultra high performance supercar where form follows function. These cars push the cutting edge of technology, with stratospheric price tags and scarcely believable performance figures. Usually cars of this calibre are race homologation specials (CLK GT-R, 911 GT1, XJR-15) or custom built/modified supercars (Koenig twin turbo Testarossa, Brabus Black Series MB, etc), but hypercars are production vehicles designed exclusively with road use in mind. This makes them far more practical than race-bred cars, which are often extremely uncomfortable and essentially useless outside of a racetrack.

Hypercars go above and beyond the average supercar. They are the most over-engineered consumer products on the planet, built to be a collection of mind boggling numbers instead of merely a tool for dropping panties (think Gallardo versus MP4-12C, or even Alfa 8C versus Nissan GT-R).

Cars such as the Pagani Huayra, Bugatti Veyron, Koenigsegg, LaFerrari F70, Porsche 918 and McLaren F1 all fit the definition for 'hypercar'.
The McLaren F1, due to being so ahead of its time and utterly unrivaled, could well have been the first ever true 'hypercar'.
by gordongekkoisback March 16, 2014
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Hypercardiolakeric Syndrome

The medical condition in which the heart beats faster than normal and blood pressure increases during the course of a Laker game, especially nearing the end of it.
The Lakers are in a close game right now, I can feel my HypercardioLakeric Syndrome starting to act up.
by LA Forever March 7, 2010
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hypercrisy

People who don’t feel personally entitled to their power and are actually harder on themselves than they are on others are excibiting hypercrisy.
- That guy is really working harder than what he's asking from us. He's really hypercritic, man.
- Yes, hypercrisy it is.
by fanatixx April 4, 2010
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Hypercane

A theoretical tropical cyclone of massive proportions caused by extreme heating of the world's oceans.

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Anything extremely badass
1) Lord, please do not destroy the world in a massive hypercane

2) This guy at the bar tried to get tough, and I went all hypercane on his ass. He no longer can see, smell, or hear.
by Anthony922 August 29, 2008
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Armageddon hypercane

A typically worse version of a hypercane, armageddon storm and armageddon hurricane. It also might be stronger than a black hole..
News: Armageddon Hypercane Annette is killing everyone on earth and theres only 999 million people left.
Alexia: sad emoji x38298219382193812u398217398127398712983721983719837213
by wjsnoutsold August 28, 2022
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Hyperanestasia

It is a disease by which the possessor has extra drip (hella awesome and cool.)
- Hey stop being so cool or you will catch Hyperanestasia.
= sometimes you can't help it bro.
by JustinCase91 April 29, 2021
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hypercrazia

The state of being past manic craziness.
Louise is so panicked about making a good impression on her new boyfriend's mother, she has not only washed every window , polished every kitchen utensil and ironed the curtains, she's now scrubbing the bathroom with a toothbrush! She's in a total state of hypercrazia.
by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010
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