by needchron March 27, 2004
by red dick this hurts June 26, 2009
by bob nobbs July 31, 2005
usually a white male that will habitually masturbate and ejaculate into his hand and wipe on the side of his bed. most likely has a girlfriend that he met online and has abnormally large ears
Friend - "Yo Hutch whatre you doing?"
Hutch - "Trying to sleep man" (when actually skyping his online girlfriend and jerking it)
Hutch - "Trying to sleep man" (when actually skyping his online girlfriend and jerking it)
by the man 1234 July 03, 2013
a crazy jersey dude-guy dick. gets overzealous when playing intermural sports. makes fun of freshman for no reason. needs to put a shirt on.
Dude 1: dude! you missed that rebound!what the fuck?!?! i'm gonna fucking pop a cap in your ass then throw the body in the river!
Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.
Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.
by hotfrosh October 12, 2009
"Mrs. Smith is a HUTCH"
by TODD MCNEIL October 19, 2003
To take a story or joke to the extreme and throw it completely over the edge of any moral standards or proper behavior.
To totally take a joke to a place that is SO WRONG that the room just stares in silence shell-shocked.
To totally take a joke to a place that is SO WRONG that the room just stares in silence shell-shocked.
"Once I broke my buddy's hand because we thought we could open a beer bottle in the woods by smacking it with a 2x4. Of course that didn't work, and his hand needed lots of stitches."
Followed by (here's the to "hutch it"):
"No, that's not what happened. You all were in the woods and needed the beer bottle opened but instead of doing that, he got down and gave you a blowjob." <cue the odd and awkward silence>
Followed by (here's the to "hutch it"):
"No, that's not what happened. You all were in the woods and needed the beer bottle opened but instead of doing that, he got down and gave you a blowjob." <cue the odd and awkward silence>
by OTT August 09, 2006