Humpty Dumpty 

A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.

Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?

Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.

Humpty Dumpty by CompSci2 October 12, 2010

Humpty Dumpty 

a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'

Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!

Humpty Dumpty by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010

Humpty Dumpty 

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

Humpty Dumpty by Blackflys October 15, 2017

Humpty Dumpty 

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and splatters cum and blood everywhere.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

Humpty Dumpty by Blackflys October 14, 2017

Humpty Dumpty 

Name given to someone who does a bad job of offers poor quality of goods or services and is generally incompetent at what they claim to be good at and often make simple or stupid or way below novice level mistakes and usually does not care about it either. (N.B. this is the British meaning as opposed to the American one of Humping a girl then Dumping her)

That 'plasterer' who plastered my wall was a right Humpty Dumpty he plastered over all the electrical outlets!!!

Humpty Dumpty by creality March 5, 2020

Humpty Dumpty 

Known as a sex move

"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo

Humpty Dumpty by sheeeeeeesh_ May 3, 2021

Humpty Dumpty 

-A move during sexual intercourse about humping and then dumping your load.

-A reference to a sixteenleo video where Big Ed reveals that him and Liz are getting along physically.

"According to sixteenleo in a video, basically what Big Ed does to Liz is the Humpty Dumpty move."

"Hey Ed! have you Humpty Dumpty Liz last night?"

Humpty Dumpty by ririequinox May 4, 2021