Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.

He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.

by drclownpenis May 23, 2011

dallas humballing

getting a woman to suck your balls whilst humming the theme tune of dallas.

du du du du du du du du du dallas humballing

by dodothebiy December 16, 2009

humball

(1) The act of taking a man's testicle(s) in your mouth and going "HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!".

See also "bawhum" (scots) and "plum hum".

(2) Can also be used as a derogatory term.

(1) That Tracey that works in Abdul's Kebabs gives a mean humball if you buy her a half of Bucky!

(2) See Alec in sales? A right humball and no mistake.

by juux December 22, 2004

husbawesome

A husband who is awesome.

My husband is all right, but Amanda’s husband is great. She’s got a husbawesome!

by Agt45 June 15, 2022

Humbaba

Humbaba was the giant who guraded the cedar forest in The Epic of Gilgamesh. Gilgamesh and Enkidu killed him. He was the keeper of the forest, guradian of the forest and when he died there was chaos in the forest.

1.)Gilgamesh and Enkidu are douche bags for killing Humbaba.
2.) Don't go into that forest Humbaba will kill you.

by Utnutpishten September 29, 2005

Humbow

Chinese BBQ Roll

Hey hey! HUMBOW! HUMBOW!!!

by ASNE September 26, 2008

Humbarootee

A word with an unfathomably varigated usage in daily life.

For example it can be used as EVERY part of speech.
Noun: My humbarootee itches.
Pronoun: Humbarootee looked mad today in class.
Verb: I like to humbarootee all night long.
Adjective: It was a very humbarootee car.
Adverb: I like to run humbarootee.
Prepostion: The book is humbarootee to the table.
Conjunction: We ate pie humbarootee cake.
Interjection: HUMBAROOTEE!

by Koramin December 11, 2010