Humans 

See: Stupid
See: Evil
See: Hingo

"Humans are stupid."
"Humans are evil."
"Humans like Hingo."

Humans by Gary September 7, 2004

Humans 

There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.

Well be real up ya all humans... ok?

Humans by In the Mindway May 1, 2005

Humans 

We will bury you, pathetic human scum!

Disgusting humans will be enslaved!

Humans by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004

humans 

literal fucking mistakes.

"humans are so fucking dumb, take americans for example"

humans by Madamabutterfly February 23, 2017

humans 

God's biggest mastake of all.

God: I think I will make Humans...

* Then the first Human was born *

God: OH SHIT!!

humans by FlameAssassin February 22, 2005

Humans 

God's idea of a sick joke.

God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*

Humans by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

Humans 

Despite religion and moral values, we have NO reason for considering ourselves above other animals.

Other animals participate in the global cycle, in which all resources are recycled and used again.

Humans can only unbalance this equilibrium and consume resources without replenishing them.

Humans are a burden to the planet.

Humans by XeL March 9, 2005