Bus Stop HumpBumper

shaggin someone up the gaffer whilst using an adult return ticket and drinking a bottle of JD.

"i was once a bus stop humpbumper, now im married to elton"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

humbum

A cellphone that vibrates while in your back pocket.

It was funny when that guy's cell went off during the lecture, it gave him a humbum that startled him.

by putzilein January 10, 2015

HumBum

A gay male usualy sounds like justin bieber who takes large amounts of cock in his ass,Thus making him a humbum, They usualy scream OHHHH FREEDDD and ride pink bikes on christmas wearing tutus and getting fucked in the ass in a semi truck,

Gay fag: Hey sexy why dont you call me humbum in that semi

Guy: Oh hell nah bitch i dont roll that way

by Dusty Duke April 4, 2012

humpbump

I can define 'humpbump', but Urban Dictionary would refuse to publish it for no adequately explained reason. Again.

Apparently, correct spelling, acceptable grammar and a modicum of wit generally fails to "make the cut".

And yes, I have viewed extensive UD entries to gauge what material might be considered acceptable. Given the overall level of scholarship displayed in this *outstanding* specimen of vernacular lexicography, I suspect that any further submissions may need to be made using human faeces smeared on a tattered brown paper bag.

Thank you, and good-night. :p

humpbump: (n.) A prominent mons veneris.

by Bugzapper October 10, 2013

Humanbumps

On a goose, the condition of their skin when they are in a cold environment and temporarily get little bumps on their skin. Equivalent to goosebumps on a human.

It’s so cold that all the geese have humanbumps.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Humpbumps

The new CDC-approved name for Monkeypox.

My friend Jeff got humpbumps from a rave in Chicago

by Jawwnny August 19, 2022

Humbum

A person who is homeless by choice.

Person 1: Should we be worried? This park seems to have a lot of homeless people.

Person 2: Nah, most of them are just humbums with their dogs, it's fine.

by MsHoneyPot March 9, 2025