Heisenbird 

A methamphetamine manufacturer of the avian variety.

Police were thrilled about the arrest of notorious criminal known under the alias of "Heisenbird" Evidence consisting of feathers and large amounts of crystal meth were found in his nest in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Heisenbird by Heisenbird14 October 5, 2016

hisen fisen disen 

a word or group of words used to express varied emotion often vulgar such as suck my hisen or go fisen yourself and finnaly i hisened your mom fucker so hisen fisen dison you cock smokin dang lickin swollen genitalia humpin 3 sandwich eatin bo dagged ass bitch
or as used on the simpsons by mr burns in refrence to elvis

hisen fisen dison mr burns

hisen fisen disen by j to the h February 19, 2005

Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.

I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.

Heisendate by John April 7, 2004

Heisenbug 

A term in software programming used to describe a coding problem (or "bug") that seems to defy testing by presenting itself exclusively in published, released or demonstrated code, but not at any point during debugging. It disappears or alters its characteristics when an attempt is made to study it.

The bug both exists and doesn't exist and simultaneous points in time -- the reference is to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle (or to be direct, the quantum cat in the Heisenberg scenario).

Ben: Hey! After three weeks, I finally finished that interface you asked for. Here, try it out.

Mike: Great! I'll just click on the "Save" button... Hey, the browser crashed!

Ben: What? Let me look at it... All my debug information looks fine... I'm not getting any errors at all!

Mike: It's all fucked up! Look! It doesn't even work! What are you trying to do to me?

Ben: B..but I just ran it on my own server and it works fine! Look, I'm not even getting any errors from your Save! It can't be a bug!

Mike: IT'S FUCKING BROKEN! You've disappointed me for the last time! YOU'RE FIRED!

Ben: CURSE YOU, HEISENBUG!!!

Heisenbug by saurin37 April 16, 2009

Heisendumped 

Closely related to the word Heisendate.

The effect created between two people who were dating when one issues the terms of "needing some space" or "being on a break" or "needing time to sort things out".


The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word dumped.

Well, I might be single. I had a boyfriend but the other night he Heisendumped me.

Heisendumped by Kitten March 17, 2005

Feeling Heisenbergy 

The inexplicable sensation a man feels to shave his head and grow a goatee after watching a particularly riveting episode of "Breaking Bad," often a season finale. Common side effects include lying, a desire to build a large meth empire, and being an overall dick.

Joe: Nate, what's up with the shaved head and goatee?
Nate: Dude, Joe, I just finished season 4 of "Breaking Bad" and I'm feeling super Heisenbergy.
Joe: I see. Why are you talking about meth all the time?
Nate: Feeling Heisenbergy!

Feeling Heisenbergy by skinnyclear January 15, 2014

heisenberg 

Verb that expresses the concept that the act of talking about a phenomenon changes the phenomenon. For example, if you see a squirrel come within 5 feet of where you are sitting, and you attempt to alert your companions, the act of alerting them will scare off the squirrel.

Taken from Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, which holds that it is not possible to know with certainty both the position and the momentum of a particle. The act of measuring either variable changes the other.

Dude, I would have shown you the squirrel, but I was afraid that I would have heisenberged it.

heisenberg by maryfield January 26, 2006