does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

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by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 8, 2004

hickory fit

when a man has erectile dysfunction he is so filled with rage that he throws a violant rampage.

Dude I'm so mad if I don't get a boner in five minutes I'm gonna' have a hickory fit on your ass.

by PST Productions April 8, 2011

hickory tea

Midwest slang for an ass whooping

(The ass whooping of all ass whoopings, If someone offers you hickory tea run cause that sum bitch is gonna hurt)

“Boy you want some hickory tea!?” -someone’s angry mother

by MidwestNegro July 9, 2019

Hickory Ridge Highschool

a highschool in harrisburg, NC thats 5% rednecks, 45% fake rednecks, 25% potheads, 5% blacks and mexicans combined, and 20% preps.

jimmy: where do you go to school?

john: hickory ridge highschool! home of the ragin' bulls!

jimmy: get out of here, you dip doin' pot smokin' fake redneck bastard.

by DiRtY BiT April 22, 2011

Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

by Varnpike October 25, 2016

Hickory bogas

Hickory bogas is a term when you think something someone said is not true. If someone lies about something you can say “ that is hickory bogas”.

Jonathan H: I did not spank John.
Benjamin C: that is hickory bogas.

by R3D3M9T10NZ( Benc ) May 15, 2022