dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.

A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?

by BrockLi August 24, 2006

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

by McGingie December 18, 2014

Hostile Hooker

When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.

Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe”

by Amymamy December 8, 2020

Howler Monkey

A co-worker who isn't very productive, generates a lot of noise and metaphorically throws shit everywhere.

Those three new engineers looked great on paper, but once they were set loose on a project it became apparent that they were a bunch of howler monkeys.

by cfm2 October 7, 2012

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019

Asshole Hooker

A particularly nasty and stupid person whose words and actions evoke anger and resentment in others. Also, a good way to describe a buffoonish person who defies description.

Driver: Hey, that driver just cut me off then gave ME the finger!

Friend: What an asshole hooker!

by Goofball22457 April 5, 2011