Hourgasm

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.

Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.

by HQR November 8, 2010

houriah

very special, we say MASHALLAH, she is very special, yes i said it twice... we love her but she is intriguing... she is known to overreact.

“OMG LOOK ITS A BONER” - Houriah
“YO WHAT LOOK ITS NOT HARD”-Mickster, aka, sexy muda fucka.

by gayfaggotpantiehoes November 6, 2020

hourglass

the most trustworthy tool of comprehending time and space that was originated in china and brought about by the jeremy with the help of the Indonesians

Jeremy: according to my hourglass there is a couple minutes left

by evan_felix July 4, 2012

Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.

Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!

by rogerthewhale November 8, 2010

Hourglass Figure

A real woman. A beautiful girl. The perfect shape. A classic that will NEVER go out of style.

I love sexin' a woman who's got the hourglass figure. I need something to grab and squeeze and thrust into and enjoy. She is hot. Hourglass figure is so H-O-T. No other compares.

by AshleyHasIt August 28, 2008

BG hourglass

Used to describe something or make it more interesting. Can replace: stupid, cool, ignorant, sweet, crazy, amazing, whatever you want. Also can be used to confuse people by making them guess what it means (so learn up).

Dog those shoes are so BG hourglass.
I'm so BG hourglass right now.
You're acting real BG hourglass bro.

by Sir_Callahan March 16, 2009

Horrigan

Horrigan is the name of a horrible human warrior that plays World of Warcraft on The Venture Co. server. He is the guild leader of The Enclave, a group of the worst PvPers on the server, that spread white power racism through trade chat and on the forums. His character and guilds name are both stolen from the Fallout series of games (Fallout 2, more specifically). At any time you can probably find him running around contested areas, ganking lowbies or jumping similar level Horde 4v1 with his horrible guild members. Also, he attempts to discredit anyone who has ever slain him in PvP combat, though it happens so often and openly that its not worth the memory space to Fraps. Everyone hates him, and his guild, and hopefully they will all transfer servers again, for the 3rd+ time.

Horrigan and his guild are on their way to Orgrimmar! Eh, the guards can solo them lulz.

by Rikoom January 17, 2010