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Hot Frosty 

A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.
Dammit, Jenny. We need the Christmas LEDS or it goes from a Hot Frosty to just gross poop and cum!
Hot Frosty by HebrewTrix December 3, 2024
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Hot Frosty 

When a guy has butt sex a bitch outside in the cold, preferably snowing.
Steve, I can’t believe you have Ashley a Hot Frosty this Christmas.
Hot Frosty by bongbadabongbadabong December 5, 2024

Hot Frosty 

"A hot frosty is when someone who is lactose intolerant drinks a gallon of milk then shits all over their friend's bare ass to the Harlem shake."
I can't believe you're just now finding out that Blippi did the hot frosty on that dude.
Hot Frosty by Chromacorn December 27, 2024

Hot Frosty Lincoln 

A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while preforming cunnilingus on a female, who is driving a lincoln
Jim brought his fake beard so jenny could get her hot frosty Lincoln while driving her hot rod Lincoln.
Hot Frosty Lincoln by jspyke March 29, 2009

Hot’n’Frosty 

When a female takes a knit scarf and wraps it around a males penis while holding each end of the scarf in one hand making a milking motion, all while sucking on the head of the man’s penis with an ice cube in her mouth.
Oh man, Gary, she gave me the best hot’n’frosty sloppy toppy last night.

Hot Frosting 

after having sex with a girl blowing your load into a cup microwaving it and throwing it in the girls face
"He said he was gettin cinnaman rolls when he left the room then he came in with a cup threw the contents onto my face and yelled HOT FROSTING BITCH!!!
Hot Frosting by conjon way May 4, 2010