horoscope

An astrological prediction of someone's future based on the position of the planets and the signs of zodiac at a particular time and place

Person #1: What's your zodiac sign?
Person #2: Aquarius.
Person #1: What's your horoscope for today?
Person #2: *checks horoscope* Uh- it says I'll "get even with a rival before things got worse".

by ValeriaAtWhitby May 16, 2006

horoscope delight

During intercourse, the man recites the woman's horoscope, while the woman is surrendering her vagina as a penetration tool.

Yesterday horoscope delight was amazing. Corey simply did it in a fantastic manner.

by Eddie Reilly February 09, 2008

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Horoscope Mobile App

There are 12 houses in every horoscope which are associated with different aspects of life. Planetary constellations are calculated on the basis of your date, time and place of birth in the horoscope. The Karma Astro App is an accurate horoscope mobile app through which you can make your birth chart.

Horoscope Mobile App

by Pachangam January 29, 2023

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025