i hardly know her

a phrase commonly paired with words that end in the suffix -er, either literally or phonetically. as long as it near-rhymes with the word banger, the joke will work.

"blender? i hardly know her!"
"liquor? i hardly know her?"

by the-realslimshady July 7, 2023

hardly boys

Two young whippersnappers with a knack for solving mysteries.

The Hardly Boys in The Case of the World Trade Center Conspiracy!

by Calvin Spring November 2, 2007

Hardly Rich

A lifestyle clothing brand.

Someone who is not poor and not rich.

I am "hardly rich" but I can afford to buy $300.00 dollar pair of jeans.

by kim1979 August 14, 2011

hoodlydoodle

1. A penis.
2. To pee.

He hoodlydoodled out of his hoodlydoodle!

by cheesus chrust September 30, 2009

hornly

A combination of "hornly" and "lonely"

I was really hornly studying late at night. My lover was away on vacation and I hadn't gotten laid in at least a week.

by DrK November 15, 2004

working hard or hardly working

A pathetic attempt at word play and stock phrase of the middle-management careerist asswipe. Often accompanied by finger guns. Bang bang.

Supervisor: You working hard, Joe?
Joe: Yes.
Supervisor: Working hard or hardly working? Hahaha!
Joe: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

by cubiclejoe April 20, 2007

hardly

a)barely
b)An experssion of sarcasm when asked a question to which the answer is a definite no.

He hardly made it

A: Did you make out with her last night?
B: Hardly!

by mark_davo April 12, 2007