hootie

(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.

"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."

by Max Barshled November 30, 2007

hootis

a miscelaneous piece or part. similar to thing-a-ma-jiggy or something you can't recall the name of at the momment.

hey, in that tool drawer, hand me that little what's it's hootis.

by jasoniowa October 3, 2006

hootie

A hot nerdy chick.

Check out that librarian! What a hootie!

These glasses make me look like such a hootie.

by ParchÞeSkald October 2, 2014

Hootie

(n) a trashy or otherwise skanky woman of promiscuous nature. Similar to whore, but not also a profession.

Day-um, dat hootie got booty fo' life!

by $3 November 26, 2015

hootis

Generalized term for any given item or body part

Shut the hell up or I will kick you in the hootis!

by donkeypunchyou March 26, 2009

hooties

Breasts

Look at those hooties

by roopdawg November 5, 2002

Hootie

Being as it is a nonsensical word, when used, it mostly means nonsense. Or inebriated fuckery, mostly skante related.

*See's a tweaker digging through a carwash trashcan at 2:47 AM*
Josh: Hootie

by StonedxReaper June 18, 2021