hootie

(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.
"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."
by Max Barshled November 08, 2007
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hootis

a miscelaneous piece or part. similar to thing-a-ma-jiggy or something you can't recall the name of at the momment.
hey, in that tool drawer, hand me that little what's it's hootis.
by jasoniowa October 03, 2006
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hootie

Check out that librarian! What a hootie!

These glasses make me look like such a hootie.
by ParchÞeSkald October 02, 2014
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Hootie

(n) a trashy or otherwise skanky woman of promiscuous nature. Similar to whore, but not also a profession.
Day-um, dat hootie got booty fo' life!
by $3 October 08, 2015
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hootis

Generalized term for any given item or body part
Shut the hell up or I will kick you in the hootis!
by donkeypunchyou November 09, 2008
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hooties

Look at those hooties
by roopdawg November 05, 2002
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hootiness

the quality of being a 'hoot'
Where do you think I got my hootiness from Megan? I got it from my mum
by meganwaswrong August 17, 2020
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