Hooper

A person who inserts drugs up their anus to speed up the onset of the desired effects.

Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.

Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.

She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.

Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.

by Chlorpyrifos May 17, 2016

Turf Hooper

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.

Fuck all turf hoopers.

by sammy_3100 June 17, 2007

package hooper

when you stick a package of anything (i.e. drugs) up your butt

When Jackie came to maz in jail she hooped a package for him. She is a package hooper.

by trapqueen6ix July 26, 2016

Dirty Hooper's Seed

The act of taking Paul's sunflower seeds raw dog in the orifice of the mouth

I liked Dirty Hooper's Seed. It was ranch flavored.

by Aclyptico January 22, 2019

Mr Hooper

A butthole that likes to torture naive and unknowing teenagers with his face every day. His head cosplays a square and his body is like a rotten pear. His ass covers most of the Australian continent and he is what you call a shit-cunt. He looks like he licks other people's drink bottles. He is also the 9th wonder of the world because there is no hairstyle in this world that makes him look good. He is the kind of person who would wash their hands straight out of the shower. Speaking of showers, I don't think he even takes any. He is like a pedophile but even babies have standards. He is such a basic white bitch that if he was a spice he'd be self-raising flour because his parents never loved him.

"ewwwwwwwwwwww"
"what's wrong"
"I stepped on a mr hooper lying on the ground"

by not.in_yourmom February 23, 2023

overthinking hooper

A teenage boy that lives in a first world country and overthinks the problems in his life and thinks he’s the main character; usually a baller and plays 2K and FIFA

John: Bro, my PS5 got delayed a month because of these dropshippers. I hate my life and all my enemies, soon I’ll become better than them and they can admire my sigma greatness.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.

by bruhhhmyballshurt July 15, 2023

Hooper

A good basketball player

Jason Kidd is a Hooper because he can put up a triple double any given night.

by LD_707 May 31, 2007