Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Hop on da hood

It means that you are asking the person you have told that you want to give them oral sex without consent.

Hey Bro, wanna hop on da hood?

Damn, wanna hop da hood?

by dgc0312 May 7, 2022

Banana on the Hood

When a white male titty fucks a large black women.

While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.

by ColsBowlsPDx June 5, 2011

Turds on the hood

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."

Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!

by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

on my hood

to put something on your hood to prove it is true; say when wanting to prove something that you know is true; for use in an argument

"on my hood i got the new j's!"

by Buns McFarty May 14, 2005

On the hood?

Ebonics for "Really?" or "For Real?" Often used in times of hood calamity.

"Oh shit, cuh, mah boy on ninf just got blasted!"

"Oh shit! On the hood?"

"Yeah mothafucka get yo gat les go!"

by Frozay October 21, 2011

put on the hood

Verb: To be beaten up, beaten down or beaten in. Used as an initiation to join a street gang.

Eric: I want to be in with your group.
Leader: Are you ready to get "put on the hood."

by Gohan Barracuda January 18, 2017