Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.
by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobbler mug.A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man
Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?
by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016
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When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.
by valorcco June 19, 2010
Get the Hoboken car wash mug.Brief periods of awkwardness between friends made by one or more of the friends acting or saying something gay.
by Mike Monsport October 14, 2007
Get the homomoments mug.The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).
Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch
by I.M.D. October 9, 2007
Get the Hoboken Eyepatch mug.a sexy yuppie town located on the west bank of the Hudson River Overlooking Manhattan. One of the Best places in Hudson County to view the NYC skyline. Place where a 1 bedroom condo could go for about 1 million dollars, and where money flows through the town like water. One of the nicest towns in the urban part of NJ.Hoboken gives laguna beach a run for it's money!!!
Person One: I live in NYC, Where do yuo live?
Person Two: Hoboken
Person One: Wow, Your sooo much more lucky than me!
Person Two: Hoboken
Person One: Wow, Your sooo much more lucky than me!
by Hob0ken Lover September 3, 2005
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1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.
1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.
SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me
Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
by SitOnMeShamrock July 23, 2011
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