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Homerun

The act of jerking off in the car after work, then cumming when you pull in the driveway
Hey dude, I had a nice homerun yesterday.
by ThornedJustice November 10, 2019
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Florida Homerun

Having anal sex with a senior citizen.
There's nothing like scoring a Florida homerun while shopping ta Publix.
by TwistedC November 22, 2020
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Chinese homerun

When a baseball player hits a foul ball that goes behind him and into the bleachers.
1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.

2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
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Arabian Homerun

When you put your balls on someones eyes while theyre passed out and then continuously slap them like hitting a homerun in baseball.
Man when he passed out we all gave him an Arabian Homerun.
by K-Noodle October 30, 2006
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in-the-park homerun

Hitting all the bases and scoring on your first try.
Eric: I planned on getting to second base, but instead, I made an in-the-park homerun last night!

Parker: Fuckin' sweet bro!
by Errk XTC October 31, 2008
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Turkish Homerun

Verb: The act of inserting fecal matter to a sock/stocking followed by the act of swinging the sock in a baseball like fashion and striking the receiver in the face.
Tyler gave Gus a Turkish Homerun after Gus represented the actions of a douche-rocket.
by T-wizzie April 22, 2006
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Chinese Homerun

To hit a foul ball over the backstop and into the crowd.
Yo man, nice chinese homerun; too bad we're in America!!

Your son's chinese homerun hit my pregnant wife and killed her, behind the backstop.
by Shaun Bak November 6, 2008
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