Indoor Olympics

Sex indoors, typically one’s home, more specifically the bedroom.

After our third date, Ashley took me to her house for some Indoor Olympics.

by Seamless78 June 19, 2018

sochi olympics 2003

IMAGINARY olympics that did not happen.

"We dance on ice
Sochi Olympics 2003"

by oijeffoiwq July 16, 2022

trauma Olympics

An event where different people compete to see who has experienced the most phycological trauma in their life. The one thing every competitor seems to forget though is that nobody actually win the trauma Olympics.

And here we have Jerry who is competing in this year trauma Olympics and has just brought up the fact his dad hasn't come back from the store yet,

by A random guy who is also a pot December 21, 2021

Olympics

The way to see which country has the best steroid supplier.

Olympics are going to be lit.

by thepseudonymousbosch February 21, 2017

Crack Baby Olympics

The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.

I wanted to go to the crack baby olympics today but I realized it was literally retarded

by Thunderxx10 July 22, 2011

Redneck Olympics

A NASCAR race.

Son-of-a-bitch, how many more weeks until Fox stops broadcasting the Redneck Olympics?

by DR. DISTRUCTO July 5, 2010

Homolympics

The Homolympic Games are a major international event featuring summer and winter sports, in which thousands of homosexual athletes participate in a variety of ass-humpingly awesome competitions.

The headquarters of the International Homolympics Committee (IHC) is located in the gay district of San Francisco and is currently headed by the Danfag Chairman.

Notable events may include:

Bobbing inside the Sled
Skeleton with Boners
Queer Ice Dancing
Shooting with the Javelin
Passing my Baton Relay Race
Penisaurus Rex Riding
Three-way Triathalon
Cockmunging for Cockmungers
AVBP-Ball

The danfag won a rainbow medal at the Homolympics

by b0ringtimes February 24, 2010