by Mootywhole May 3, 2014
Get the Holty mug.When someone goes on their social media page(s) to rant about someone they can't get over but at the same time talk about hooking up with someone else or other feelings about another person.
"Dude did you see her finsta? It's full of hoetry."
"Yeah man, she wants him back but is talking about how she met a really cute guy"
"Yeah man, she wants him back but is talking about how she met a really cute guy"
by JimboMcGee November 10, 2017
Get the Hoetry mug.When your insignificant other cheats on you, and instead of recognizing it for the banal act it is, they instead decide to transform their drunken one night stand with an ex into a grand expression of poetry and an act of liberation. It probably comes with other poetic acts such as chopping off their hair or piercing their nipples.
Chump: Can you believe it, she's writing songs about the night she fucked him, and he didn't even wipe before they did it.
Friend: She's really burning the midnight oil on that hoetry.
Friend: She's really burning the midnight oil on that hoetry.
by anonymous September 25, 2021
Get the Hoetry mug.1. when one or a group of men/women are hoes and you need to collectively group them together.
2. actions of those a “hoe” would do.
2. actions of those a “hoe” would do.
“people from ny always commit hoetry”.
“you really gotta focus on the poetry, and not the hoetry of this generation fr.”
“you really gotta focus on the poetry, and not the hoetry of this generation fr.”
by kaayrk December 27, 2021
Get the hoetry mug.by sweatycup July 21, 2022
Get the holtreopgh mug.Most annoying gilr on Facebook who comments on things when she shouldn't. Drinks way more than her lanky body can handle and the toilet is her best friend. She likes to steal things from cafeterias and not give them back. Tends to have one to two different guys a week in her room. Even though it is not her first name it is a more fun and easier identifier.
Where's Holtby?
In the room with a guy
Dave?
no
Guy shane?
No
Nick
No
Then who?
I don't know but judging by earlier activities she's sleeping on porcelain tonight!
In the room with a guy
Dave?
no
Guy shane?
No
Nick
No
Then who?
I don't know but judging by earlier activities she's sleeping on porcelain tonight!
by pillowfuninhav January 9, 2011
Get the Holtby mug.I'll show you some hoetry, your vagina's like the lottery, you've got to be in it to win it and when you are, smash it like pottery.
by nstaffordking September 5, 2012
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