hollonds

a girl who pretends she is tough but in actually never lives up to her threats. and she will never realize that no one likes her except for people who are desperate for friends, and guys only like her to hook up. this girl is also ugly with horrible makeup, terrible jewerly, and no sense of style. a popular predication for a hollonds is that she would end up in jail for prositution charges. she joined the life of prositution because that was the only way she could recieve a false sense of affection and love because she can not any geniune love due to the fact no one likes her. she would also love shower time in jail and then once released not even the most desperate guy would want to touch her so then hollonds would die a lonely death and no one would attend the funeral except for the priest and grave digger

That girl is such a hollonds when will she realize no one likes her.

by what everyone thinks April 2, 2007

Hollandaille-Sauce

The right way to spell that fucking sauce for eggs Benedict

I would like to spread Hollandaille-sauce on you and eat your inner organ after intercourse and eating to vegan eggs because I’m a walking fucking contradiction.

by NippleZzz October 16, 2018

Hollandaille-Sauce

The right way to spell that fucking sauce for eggs Benedict

I would like to spread Hollandaille-sauce on you and eat your inner organ after intercourse and eating to vegan eggs because I’m a walking fucking contradiction.

by NippleZzz October 16, 2018

hollandale

A small town in Southern Minnesota where nothing happens.

Child1 "I live in Hollandale."
Child2 "The fuck is that?"

by BrandyTheDumbFuck October 19, 2019

Holdonda

A word used to set up a line. Similar to ligma and sugma.

1: bro let's go to holdonda
2:wtf is holdonda
1:holdonda deez nuts bro
2: *dies on the spot*

by Reverand Bean Lemonball August 6, 2021

Hollandaise

Belonging to the Sad Midwest, particularly the cold regions of Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota

“That guy with the beer belly and flannel is so Hollandaise”

“That’s more Wisconsin than Hollandaise!”

by Jor in the North May 21, 2023

Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.

"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"

by Etultra November 17, 2025