Hoku

A wack rhyme written to a female by a male for the purpose of wooing said ho.
When I'm alone in my room
sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my concious call
telling me i need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life I see I need love
this is a hoku
(from "I need love" by LLCool J)
by chazmatz November 03, 2006
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Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009
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hokus pokus

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.
by Duble-R January 30, 2003
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Hokus Strokus

When a female strokes on yo dick so magically.
I'm telling you Cuh. Last night that bitch hit me with that hokus strokus.
by RonniefrmOblocc July 15, 2022
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hoku k.

damn, hoku k. is hot.
by adolfhitlerrrrr February 26, 2008
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Hokus Tokus

1. the act of getting mysteriously high off of shwagg weed
2. Canadian DoomRock band
Man, I don’t know how I got so high off the hokus tokus shit..
by EnergyChasm December 31, 2011
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hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009
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