I'll show you some hoetry, your vagina's like the lottery, you've got to be in it to win it and when you are, smash it like pottery.
by nstaffordking September 5, 2012
Get the Hoetrymug. The practice of trying to participate in infidelity over text; usually used as a term of accusation.
Person 1; "Hey, do you want to hang out tonight? I'll be home alone!"
Person 2; "Absolutely not, you heathen! Thou shalt not participate in a reciprocation of your hoetry!"
Person 2; "Absolutely not, you heathen! Thou shalt not participate in a reciprocation of your hoetry!"
by GThei September 29, 2023
Get the Hoetrymug. Powerful, provocative and artful prose written in the style of a ho.
Excerpt from Aziah King's (@zolarmoon) untitled epic poem about a misadventure in Florida:
The ride was cool.
We all talking.
Laughing.
Blasting Gucci.
I take a nap and wake up in FL...
the black guy goes "Ima put y'all in a room"
Excerpt from Aziah King's (@zolarmoon) untitled epic poem about a misadventure in Florida:
The ride was cool.
We all talking.
Laughing.
Blasting Gucci.
I take a nap and wake up in FL...
the black guy goes "Ima put y'all in a room"
by bottomlessidiot December 28, 2015
Get the hoetrymug. 1. The skill of being a hoe
2. A genre of poetry that hoes post that seem deep but really it's all just Hoetry
2. A genre of poetry that hoes post that seem deep but really it's all just Hoetry
Devin: Man Ashley posts hella Hoetry on her story
(Ashley walks in) Ashley:da fuck??? (In hoe like manner)
(Ashley walks in) Ashley:da fuck??? (In hoe like manner)
by my sister is fake depressed April 20, 2023
Get the Hoetrymug.