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Hogtown

Hey, let's go down to Bloor and Spadina and swail a few pints!
by Jeff the Skid December 9, 2003
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hometown electrician

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.
"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*
by crazy nucker April 22, 2010
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Hometown Heroes Night

The eve before Thanksgiving where all the losers you went to high school with converge on the same bar. This often results in one of the following scenarios:

1. You see the losers who have never left your hometown, they are all belligerently drunk, annoying, and think they are cool.
2. You meet up with the chick who was hot in high school and is still kind of hot so you try to bag her. You later find out she is the town prostitute/cum dumpster.
3. You run into an acquaintance who you haven't talked to in years and have the awkward "Hey! How are You? What have you been up to?" conversation.
4. You have a drink with your old football/ baseball coach who is now an alcoholic.
5. You try to bang your ex-gf or that chick who polished your knob once in 9th grade.
6. Bear spectacle to every guy simultaneously hitting on the young co-eds who came back from college just for the holiday.
Hey, lets go to the bar for Hometown Heroes night. I really want to smush Jane Doe, she gave me the best brains in 9th grade.
by Game Over Chump October 7, 2013
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Pikey Hoedown

Pikey Hoedown is a young persons party filled with chavs and unwanted visitors.
Don't invite to many people, I don't want my party turning into a Pikey Hoedown
by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009
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hoedown

1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like "yee-haw" and "the south will rise again"

2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region
yo!....ho!....down.....now!
by steve owen February 11, 2003
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hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.
"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"
by Rob Porter January 3, 2009
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HomeTownSlice

A big loser and p**sy. Who thinks they're cool but they're not.
HomeTownSlice can't mess with BigBoiLeague.
by BigBoiLeague A May 27, 2019
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