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Hockey Puck Nationalism 

A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.
“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”
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Hockey-puck 

A slang term for a black Canadian. Much like the terms Oreo or Coconut.
Dude, Josh is such a Hockey-puck
Hockey-puck by Andrew Morgan Chase December 17, 2006

hockey puck 

A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.
I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.
hockey puck by mavros May 5, 2006

Hockey Puck In The Droors 

This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.
Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.

hockey puck 

slang term used to describe an OC 80 pill. (Oxycontin 80 mg pill) Term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the Oxycodone family.
Hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??
hockey puck by DS1981 September 15, 2010

Hockey puck 

A term for a vulcanized rubber disk that is used to insult them, as seen from the movie "Toy story."
"And what're YOU looking at, ya hockey puck?!" - Mr. Potato Head
Hockey puck by MarsroverII April 6, 2017

hockey puck 

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.
i dip 1 hockey puck a day.
hockey puck by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009