HMT 

high man thing - referring to something a high person will do

See how red his eyes are? HMT

HMT by 0bodyTafi April 6, 2022

HMT-302 

Also see Hell, a place where living Marines go to let their souls die. A place of eternal servitude, endless suffering, and mind-numbing repetition. The first three letters stand for Has-beens Misfits and Trainees. The 302 denotes how much, on a scale of 1-10, this place blows.

If you're really bad when you die, you go to HMT-302.

HMT-302 by 302 Marine August 3, 2009

hmtfu

Hit me the fuck up - Message me/contact me asap

If you get that weed link hmtfu

hmtfu by BedderDedder January 27, 2016

HMTFUMF

Hit Me the Fuck Up Mother Fucker

I wanna talk to you so HMTFUMF.

HMTFUMF by MutherFuther March 8, 2011

hmtfu

Hook Me The Fuck Up

Zucot says, "need nero?"
patkey says, "hmtfu"

hmtfu by patkey June 2, 2004

hmtl 

hurting my throat laughing

or

hmtlsh:

hurting my throat laughing so hard

jake: ayo gany tripped and twisted his wrist
gabe: hahaha that shits too funny hmtl

hmtl by mommeatghettiandspagballs February 21, 2023

hmtc

Help Me To Cum . As started on Chatroulette when trying to get someone to get off.

damn girl, all I've seen is peen. HMTC!!

hmtc by hmtcgirl March 11, 2010