HML

HML: Hate my life. Just like "fml" but hating instead.

I just failed the test! HML!
She broke up with me! HML!

by EvieLove(: April 3, 2011

HML

"Heavy Metal Lover", a song off Lady Gaga's album Born This Way.

My favorite song off of Born This Way is definitely HML.

by MuhMuhMuhMichael March 24, 2012

hml

An abbreviation for "how much longer," usually used in games where a user must wait to play with his/her party.

hml is it going to take for you to finish your dota game.

by Mike Fang May 26, 2008

hml

Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).

person a: and she says "what's a blow job?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!

by so hot it bernz June 18, 2006

HML

Help me lord, HIT MY LINE , HATE MY LIFE (HML)

HML sometimes

by Pixel twist January 13, 2017

hml

Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).

person a: and she says "what's a sex toy?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!

by bernz September 1, 2008

Hml

Hml means "hit my line" it also means "hanging by my lonely".

I was bored and needed someone to talk to so I posed on my wall for someone to hml.

I posted hml on Snapchat while in a relationship so to avoid an argument I told my boyfriend it stands for hanging by my lonely.

by Toorealforyou6437 June 26, 2017