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Hit the phones

Used on Twitter to dismiss liberals who try to explain why it’s the progressives’ and leftists’ fault that their weak candidate is unable to win. These kinds of “people” are affectionately known as shitlibs.

“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.
Liberal: “Vote Biden, or fuck off. We have two choices: fascism or democracy. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump. Why? Because I said so.”

Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”
by Unapologetic Socialist September 8, 2020
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hit the panic switch

To have a mental breakdown. Used in the song "Panic Switch" by Silversun Pickups.
Scott, come home NOW, these kids are driving me crazy, I'm about to hit the panic switch!
by ergo lady February 10, 2010
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hit the popsicle

a term to mean chill out or calm down.originated in Florida
" My gurl was cappin the other day so i told her to hit the popsicle before i take off on her ass
by kamaron January 30, 2008
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Hit the poles

Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019
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hit the piss

similar to being on the piss but more fun if you can hold ur poison. most commonly done after work or on weekedns where you head down to your local and drink till your your best mate looks like elle mcpherson
most dero cunts in sydney can't hold their piss and start riots making the rest of australia look bad when really their just cunts who ruin it for everyone
"Im gunna go hit the piss"
"cool mate, are you man enough the stay all night though?"
"yeah mate not like those dero cunts in cronulla, wankers they are"
by Z* April 17, 2006
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hit the pipe then lay it

to smoke marijuana then proceed to have sex
Johnny: I'm gonna be up all night. How much more studying do you have to do Gary?

Gary: I'm done. I think I'm gonna head back to the apartment, hit the pipe then lay it.
by Captain Fox October 8, 2011
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hit the picks

To aggressively brake a vehicle, usually to avoid a collision; to step on the brakes.
Shagger hit the picks in his WB ute to avoid a roo that jumped out in front of him.
by macquariedic January 31, 2021
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